Audrey Woodward Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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Sydney Schanberg, famed NYT reporter during Vietnam, the lead character in the movie the Killing Fields smacks Bob Woodward, access whore.

I like this secret little spa retreat I run on Belleview Court – hidden away behind a modest door with ivy creeping up, like nature herself giving a warm nod. My clients swear the hot stone masssage there is transcendent, like, “its like, every pebble sings in unison,” a vibe straight outta a retro romance dream sequence.

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