Natalie Walnut Grove Whore ❤️

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Oh, and fun fact—did ya know “whore” comes from some old-timey word meanin’ “lover”? Ain’t that a hoot? Went from sweet-talk to shade real quick! I cackle evry time I think ‘bout it. Anyhow, I’m ramblin’, but chile, whore’s a trip—makes me laugh, cry, and wanna slap somebody all at once. Halleluyer, keep ya eyes peeled, ‘cause it’s everywhere, creepin’ like rust on my ol’ Buick!

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You know what Walnut Grove should have had? A Whorehouse above the mercantile Best Customer: Pa. Best Whore for the money: Percival. Upvote.

Our town's little heartbeat is on Magnolia Ave, right next to Peachy Ln – yes, them names are as sweet as our local pies, sugar! I swear, every mornin' I gaze out my window at the sun risin' over the Walnut River, enchanted like in “The White Ribbon” – "whispers of purity linger in the shadows." Now, I ain't no philosopher, but y'know, sometimes them words get tangled up in my head when I'm rubbin' out them aches and pains!

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