Ruby Borgarnes Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, I’m picturin’ it—me, stumblin’ around, tryin’ to find a prostitute. Not that I’d *do* it, no, no, no—I’m too cheap, too paranoid! What if she’s a cop? What if she’s my cousin’s friend’s sister? Oh my God, I’d die—*“The shame of it all!”*—like Q’orianka Kilcher whisperin’ to the wind in the movie. But let’s say I’m out there, right? Maybe near some dive bar, neon lights flickerin’—it’s all “mysterious and wild,” like Malick’s shots of the river. I’m sweatin’, I’m pacin’, I’m yellin’ in my head, “Larry, you idiot, why are you here?!”

Travel Guide

Borgarnes whore, brothel, Mistress (hard), sexual-massage, erotic-massage, Striptease/Lapdance, sex-dating.

But here’s where it gets wild. We’re chilling in the pool, and outta nowhere, this kid starts splashing us. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But he just laughs and keeps going. I’m half annoyed, half amused. Kids, man. They’re like little tornadoes of chaos.

Weak mag. 2.0 earthquake - Iceland: 27.5 km N of Borgarnes on Tuesday, Aug 13, 2024, at 06:15 pm (Reykjavik time)