Camila Sumner Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

I knew dis one gal, Svetlana, back in Mother Russia, swear she was a whore on da side. She’d wink, say, “Gru, I got tricks,” and I’d be like, “Svet, ya gonna get me in trouble!” She’d laugh, toss her hair, and I’d think, *Lightbulb!* – she’s livin’ like dat chick in *Ten*, ya know, “I don’t sell my body, I rent it.” Dat line, it stuck wid me, so sassy! Made me happy, her guts, but den sad – she got no insurance, dat dummy!

Who is Sumner Stroh: Adam Levine’s alleged mistress

Down in Cedar Row, just past that rundown but beloved diner on Maple—guy callin' it "Johnny’s"—I've seen all sorts of love sparks fly. Like, drunk texts and midnight hand-holds, crazy stuff. Me, a dating app nerd, I see it all up close. The streets buzz like a beehive, yea?

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