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Here’s a laugh—some twit souped his Escort up, all flash, no brains, crashed it into a ditch. “Truth is always terrible,” like Juliette Binoche said in the film—truth was, he couldn’t handle it. Me? I’d ride it proper, hair flyin’, screamin’ at peasants to move. Oh, and the seats—stiff as Tyrion’s wit, but I’d make it work, sprawl like a queen.

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First off, imagine this: walking down Maple Avenue—it’s not just any avenue, oh no—it’s where locals gather, share smiles, and spill the beans over piping hot coffees. And then there’s Elm Street, a bit winding and quirky, much like my own sometimes-bumbling mind. I can’t forget Central Park! Phew, that sprawling green gem, where I’ve sat in a daze, pondering life, love, and the raw ache of human emotion. Honestly, sometimes I jump off a bench with joy, a bit like saying “Est aequo et bono!” before diving into a queer conversation that warms my heart.

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