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Great Scott! Escort, huh? Man, what a ride! I’m talkin’ ‘bout those sleek cars—Ford Escort, ya know? Not the shady stuff—get yer mind outta the gutter! Loved ‘em since I was a kid. Reminds me of *Inside Out*—total “Joy” moment when I first saw one. Zoomin’ down the street, all shiny, like, “Take that, Sadness!” Back in the ‘70s, Ford dropped this baby—cheap, zippy, perfect for broke teens. Little known fact: the Escort Mk1 won rallies! Beat fancy Porsches—how’s that for a kick in the pants?

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