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Sometiems I wonder—would I hack it? Nah, too ugly, too growly. But them? Balls of steel. Once knew this chick, swore she tricked a duke—kept his watch, sold it, bought a pony. A pony, man! Cracked me up, still does. Economy’s a beast—whores ride it bareback, no saddle, no fucks. “The shadows betray you,” I growl, but they own ‘em. That’s the kicker—respect, mate, respect.

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www.facebook.com caught up with the year-old Hawaii transplant before the premiere to talk about how she ended up on the show and how she's dealing with.

First off, the vibe on Siesta Road is unreal. Seriously, every morning I stroll past the local cafes – there's this one spot on Siesta Avenue where they serve the best iced coffee, no joke. And let me tell ya, this ain't your hometown diner anymore, alright? It’s like… "Do you know what I really think? Time is a construct." Yeah, that Before Sunset feels, man!

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