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So, erotic-massage—where’d it even come from? Old school, like ancient! Heard the Romans were into it—greased up, slippin’ around, livin’ large. Bet they didn’t tell their moms, tho. Gets me laughin’—imagine Caesar, all oiled up, “Et tu, masseuse?” Hilarious! But real talk, it’s bout connection—skin on skin, slow moves. Makes ya feel alive, or freaky—depends who’s touchin’ ya. Ever notice how it’s hush-hush? Like, nobody brags they got one—why’s that? Society’s all prude, pisses me off!

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I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

Teenager who bashed Odette Feige in her Swan View home and left her for dead found guilty of murder