Sadie Sayreville Junction Whore ❤️

About New York City

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

Born and raised in New Jersey

Sometimes, the city feels broken; it got scars like old vinyl scratches. Most folks don't notice the cracks—the little parks tucked behind West End, where kids laugh and dogs run wild. I got mad once when a tree was cut down on Edgewood, but ya know, it keeps life real.

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