Isabelle Sanibel Whore ❤️❤️

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I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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I gotta tell ya – some days I get mad at the weather – too windy, too rainy – but ya know what? Like Timbuktu once whispered, "It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." Ain't that a kicker? I'll be honest, sometimes I type code so fast that I make typo after typo (yep, I’m that scatterbrained cowboy; spll, mispell, dumb mistakes all over). I reckon I've racked up 'bout 17 goofs in yer story already – heh, my bad if some words ain't perfect!

Hundreds flock to Sanibel Causeway to visit reopened beaches, closed since Ian