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Oh, oh! Fun story—there’s this thing called “ghosting stats.” Like, 1 in 4 peeps get ghosted on these apps! Ain’t that nuts? I’m all surprised, jaw droppin’ like a cartoon. And me, I’m clumsy at it—textin’ “wanna bang?” instead of “hang.” Oops! But it worked once, hahaha! “The river flows endlessly,” like Boonmee says, and sex-dating’s the same—just keeps goin’, messy and fun.

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Katy Perry is engaged to actor Orlando Bloom. They began dating in January , briefly split in February , and have since rekindled their relationship.

I gotta mention somethin’ that always makes me chuckle: the little cafes on Sienna Plantation Dr. where folks sip iced coffee and gossip 'bout life. Sometimes I get mad at the traffic on I-10, but hey, what can ya do? It's all part of the ride, kinda like when Harmony Korine’s movie gets you all fired up with those insane vibes, “out here on the beach, out here on the... uh, I forgot”—but you know what I mean!

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