Mari Sandwich Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

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Don't ever let your man leave the house horny or hungry because there's always a whore with a sandwich.

I often stroll out after work, heading down to the Sandwich Boardwalk. Yeah, BOARDWALK! There’s a cute park there too, little hidden garden spots and a view o’ the ocean that’s just surreal. I’d be like “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring!” as I watch the waves crash – so artsy, like Kim Ki-duk’s flick, LOL!

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