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Hiss! Me, a radio operator, yesss, precious! Sex-dating, ooh, it’s a tricky fish, innit? Like swimmin’ in the big blue, lookin’ for a mate! “Just keep swimming,” I says, like Dory, heh! Me likes it, but it’s a messss sometimes. Gollum sees all, yesss—sneaky profiles, fake pics, drivin’ me mad! One time, this lass, she says, “meet me, hot stuff,” but poof—ghosted! Made me so angry, I coulda smashed me radio, precious!

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Oh my gawd, dude! I'm ready! So, listen up – Rochester-Hills (us) is like... WOW! I live here as a masseur, so I always notice the little vibes, ya know? First off, have you seen Meadow Brook Road? It’s like the busiest artery of good times. I always zoom by, feeling that adrenaline – like in "The Hurt Locker", boom, bam, kaboom! “I’m ready!” as they say, just like a grenade pin coming off, haha!

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