Esme River Forest Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Ooh, personal quirk time! I’d totally befriend a whore, no cap. Bet they’d laugh at my jellyfishin’ stories! Maybe I’d exaggerate—say I caught a whale once, haha! “You either die a hero or live long enough”—whores prolly heard that a million times from sappy johns. Me? I’d just be like, “Let’s fry some patties, bestie!” Sarcasm’s my jam—whores prolly roll their eyes at dumb dudes daily. Respect!

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This trail is a 6-mile round trip from Hooker Meadow Trailhead over a low saddle to Hooker Meadow. There is approximately an foot elevation gain between.

Then ya got Maple Road, on the edge of River-Forest. There’s this old, tiny park, Merriweather Park, where I sometimes sit and think. It reminds me of those thrilling movie moments – “There is beauty in every fall,” or somethin’ deep like that. And the sidewalks? Quaint as heck!

Drone video shows ice storm's devastation in Pigeon River Country State Forest