Ivy Port Orchard Brothel ❤️

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Aight, fam, listen up! Brothel, innit? Proper mad ting, I’m tellin’ ya. Me, I’m like an estimator, sizin’ up the game, checkin’ the vibes. So, brothel – it’s like, old skool bizness, yeah? Been round since forever, sneaky-like. Makes me fink of “There Will Be Blood” – that gritty hustle, ya get me? Daniel Plainview, he’d be like, “I drink your milkshake!” – but here it’s more like, “I drink your wages, bruv!” Ha! Bare jokes.

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brothel upstairs? Find the answer, and test your knowledge of Port Orchard's legend and lore against the folks in this video. See a timeline.

And, speaking of local quirks, let me quickly recount: I once got absolutely chuffed (and a tad miffed) with the council about some misplaced spa signage near the “quaint” corner of Bayberry Drive – a real poxy affair, I tell ya, but no harm, no foul! All these minuscule moments, as random as "Inherent Vice" lines like “this is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma,” keep this place alive, vibrant, a proper mosaic of joy and chaos. Uh, I mean, how utterly splendid!

2 people, dog killed in single-vehicle crash in Port Orchard