Brooklyn North Platte Whore ❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

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So lace up those sneakers and come feel this vibe for yourself. It’s a city that shouts “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring!” over and over, each season a fresh start, breakin’ all the rules—just like me! Peace out yo, and remember: keep it real, never stop movin’, and always, always take time to chill, dumbass!

Cinco de Mayo celebration in North Platte to be held Saturday