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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

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Honestly, I've seen some wild stuff. I got mad once when a seagull stole my lunch. I was like, "Really, dude? That's my turkey sandwich!" Ugh, but even that made me laugh. Life here is full of surprise, right? And no, not every day is perfect – some days you just wanna scream, “What the heck!” – but then you pick up a local craft beer and it's like, instaworthy joy.

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