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So, ya, whores—messy, loud, alive. Like *Werckmeister*, dey haunt ya, stick in ya skull. “What is dis world?” movie asks. Whores answer: it’s crap, but I’m here, deal wid it. Lightbulb! Dat’s da truth, ya? Now, go watch dat film, ya lazy sod—den talk to me ‘bout whores again!

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Hey, lemme tell ya 'bout Near-North-Side—it's real somethin', ya know? Look, I been livin' here fer years, runnin’ my massage parlor on Elm & Jackson, and lemme tell ya, there's a vibe so unique it knocks ya socks off. You got these streets, like, all twistin' and turnin', and ya never know what gem you're gonna stumble on, ya feel me?

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