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Ever tried it, doc? I did once—total accident! Pal said “massage,” forgot the “sexual” part. Walked in, lights dim, music all sexy-like—thought I’d stumbled into a cartoon burlesque! Hands roamin’, I’m sweatin’ bullets, thinkin’ “This ain’t Acme brand relaxation!” Got mad at first—false advertisin’! But then, woah, tension melted—pure bliss, doc! “We’re all alon in our own world,” like Yang’s movie says, and that’s it—me, the table, them magic fingers.

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Top 10 Best Massage Parlors in Asbury Park, NJ - April - Yelp - TaoMassage, Innr Peace, Sunrise Spa, Magic Fingers Massage Therapy, Dream Works Spa.

Oh my gosh, so lemme tell ya 'bout Asbury (us) – it's a real character, innit? Picture this: winding little lanes like Maple Street and Oak Lane where every nook has a story, y'know? This city’s like a potpourri of surprises on every corner. I was strollin' down River Road the other day (oh, the River Ash flows right through – add a poetic vibe, right?) and I nearly tripped over a stone just because I was lost in thought about fam relationships and, erm, life in general. Quid pro quo, my dear!

End of an era: Beautiful waterfront Asbury Park restaurant is sold