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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Judge Judy, sharp as a tack, and I’m here to dish on prostitutes—don’t pee on my leg and call it rain! So, I’m thinkin’ bout this one hooker I saw downtown, right? Skinny as a reef fish, legs like stilts, struttin’ like she owns the ocean floor. Reminds me of Nemo’s dad, Marlin, frettin’ over every damn thing—except this chick ain’t lost, she’s FOUND her hustle! “Just keep swimming,” she prolly mutters, dodgin’ cops and creeps. I’m sittin’ there, sipping my coffee, and I’m like—damn, girl, you got more guts than a barracuda!

Charges: Man profited from prostitution operation at Midvale hotel

Bryan Joseph Crapo, 58, of Sandy, was arrested Thursday for investigation of human trafficking and exploiting a prostitute. Late last week, investigators from the Unified Police Department .

Anyway, babe, hope you get the deets and the little quirks of my fave city. Midvale is, like, a living metaphor of love, pain, and pure, raw awesomeness. Like, seriously, it's totally a vibe!

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