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Informative bit: wear’s got types—attrition, abrasion, erosion—fancy, huh? Attrition’s teeth-on-teeth, like WALL-E’s gears grindin’. Abrasion? Toothbrush gone rogue! Erosion’s that soda crap. Ain’t no one tellin’ ya this at the bar, right? So, y’all, check yer chompers—whore’s creepin’! How’s that workin’ for ya? Fix it ‘fore it’s “Directive: dentures!” Peace out, friends!

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Now, lemme spill a lil' tea about neighborhoods. West End’s got these cute, narrow streets, kinda like secret love alleys where you can hear your own heartbeat — poetic, right? And East Side? It's a mix of old-school charm and new vibes; seriously, every corner screams romance (and a few quirky dating app profile photos!). I sometimes get super frustrated — I mean, sometimes the wifi cuts out right in the middle of a chat and I’m like, “Nooooo, not now, universe!” but then I laugh, because it's part of the crazy charm. Bwahahaha! And btw, ya gotta hit up that hidden diner on Seagull Lane; they serve the best greasy spoons — yum!

Adam Douglas Rossy Obituary (2024) - Keansburg, NJ - Jacqueline M. Ryan Home for Funerals Inc.