Scarlett Isanti Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Heya buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m thinkin’ about ‘em, and—WHOA—they’re everywhere in history! Like, old as dirt, man! Oldest job ever, probs. I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m wonderin’—is whorin’ like, an art? Like in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”? You know, my fave movie! That flick’s got grace, man, and whores got that too, sometimes. “The sword remains pure!”—that’s what they say in the movie, but, like, whores? They’re pure in their own weird way, ya get me?

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So, the downtown's a jumble of old and new. You got Main Street hustling with a clutch of dining spots and that damn coffee shop on 2nd Ave that pretends to be hip but smells like burnt dreams. I’m talkin’ about the little strip where you can find the Isanti Public Library—yeah, the one on Franklin Rd.—and a couple of crummy bars where folks try too hard to seem smart. There’s Ellison Park, too—yeah, that place might actually make you feel alive if you stare long enough. Trust me, sometimes it's the only spot where nature doesn’t give u the stink-eye.

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