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Favorite flick’s *Finding Nemo*, so picture this: me, laid out, some twit’s kneadin’ me back, and I’m thinkin’, “Just keep swimmin’, you idiot sandwich!” Therapist’s hands were like Dory—lost, flappin’ about, no clue where they’re goin’! Made me laugh, though—happy as a pig in shit when they hit that sweet spot. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought it’d be all dodgy vibes, but nah, some legit science in it—releases endorphins, gets blood pumpin’. Still, half the time it’s a con! Overpriced rubbish—£80 for some numpty to paw ya? “You’re an embarrassment to the ocean!” I’d shout.

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The Mecklenburg.

Amm, gotta mention the Irmo Historical Museum too. Its location on Sumter Rd – hey, that place packs history like my dating profiles pack mismatched quirks. I mean, sometimes history’s all dusty and boring, but here – bam – it speaks in weird ways. Kind of like Fish Tank’s raw dialogue, illogical yet poetic.

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