Lauren Hillside Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Am I awake or dreamin’?”—Nolan vibes, bro! Once, this dude next to me farted mid-massage—stank so bad I laughed, ruined the vibe! “Your totem’s broke, man!” I shouted. Hella funny, but ew! Oh, and don’t get me started on prices—50 bucks for an hour? Robbery! But worth it when she whispers, “Relax, big guy,”—ooh, chills!

Warranty & Support

Come on out to The Dayglos at The Waverley Hotel in Cumberland BC. With The Gnar Gnars and Stinkhorn! Sponsored by Hillside Whore House Rehearsal Studio. New.

Oh, ya gotta note the small details: there's that gnarled old oak near Cherry Circle that, no joke, feels like it’s been there since forever. Legend has it, local grandmas used to meet called it "the listening tree." And man, when I'm stressed, I just sit beneath it and mumble, "I wish we could go back to those simpler times," like echoing a line from Brokeback Mountain, where nature becomes the silent witness to our inner drama.

Peonies!! They are absolutely beautiful and this months featured flower here at Hillside!! Place your orders and add a few peonies for the cutest touch to any arrangement!!😍 #utah #utahflorist #flowershop #flowersafterhours #flowersinbloom #mothersdayflowe