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How’s that workin’ for ya? Me, I’m hooked—beats therapy, cheaper’n a shrink! But don’t get dumb—check the spot first, or you’re stuck with some creep pawin’ ya. Happened to a buddy—guy’s hands stunk like garlic, ruined the vibe. I laughed my ass off! “Live for today, asshole,” I told him, straight from “Oldboy.”

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I adore wanderin' down to the old mill by Sandy River – oh, that river be a wild mistress, full of legends and watery wit. Many a late night stroll, thinkin’ deep thoughts about star-crossed love – like me favorite movie said, “I’m capable of anything,” aye, those words still ring true! And heck, when I’m feelin’ particularly inspired by the whimsy of Spielberg’s magic, I be reflectin’ on how chance meets destiny in the gentle ripples of the river, savvy?

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