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About Houston

Oh! And get this—some old lady in Ohio owns 20% of Brothel! She bought in ‘cause she thought it was a knitting company. Knitting! Can ya believe it? Cracked me up so hard I snorted soda. Prolly shouldn’t tell her it’s soup, she’d freak. Anyway, Brothel’s risky, man. Could tank tomorrow or make ya a million. I’d say buy it, but like, “Is ketchup a vegetable?”—I dunno, I’m no expert! Just don’t bet your whole pineapple house on it, ‘kay? I’m still rootin’ for it, ‘cause it’s scrappy, like me! “Something terrible has happened!”—nah, not yet, but I’m watchin’! What ya think, pal? Soup stocks—cool or dumb?

Satires V & VI

Heyyy, so lemme tell ya 'bout Geneseo (us) – this place is wild, man. Like, it's got that special vibe, ya know? I run a spa here, so I'm all zen, and Geneseo just gets my soul, like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style – "Meet me in Montauk?" sorta feel, right? One more thing… it's magical.

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