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Alright, listen up, you degenerates—sex-dating’s a freakin’ minefield. Everybody lies, right? Just like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, you’re huntin’ for somethin’—truth, a hookup, whatever—but it’s all buried under layers of crap. I mean, swipin’ on apps, it’s like interrogatin’ a suspect. “Enhanced interrogation,” my ass—half these profiles are fake as hell. Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re barely 5’9” in lifts. Chicks postin’ pics from 2015, pre-kids, pre-20 pounds. Everybody’s playin’ a game, and I’m over here like, “We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.”

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Oh, and lemme tell ya, the grand local landmark: the dilapidated but striking Belleview Theater. Its marquee lights flicker like erratic thoughts, reminding me that “sadness always comes calling, but joy will storm back,” – a line straight out of that Inside Out brain scramble, y'know? I once had a massage session there – weird, but marvelous. The sound of old film reels in the background meshed with my client’s sighs so well, it was almost magical.

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