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Alright, so brothel, huh? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture this: steamy joint, red lights, shady dudes creepin’. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*—y’know, that trippy flick I’m obsessed with? Where the jungle’s all hot and sweaty, like “What is this place even?” Brothels got that same wild energy—half mystery, half “ew, why am I here?”

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