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I go brothel one time, right? Signin to girl, she laugh—my hands too fast! Very nice! She tell me story—some dude paid with goat. A GOAT! I’m like, “Wtf, that’s wild!” Made me happy, brothel so crazy! But angry too—goat guy stinked up room. Little fact: old brothel in France had secret tunnelz. Rich guys sneakin in, no one knowz! Cool, huh?

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14/1/ So, I've got 8 guest beds, a hospital for 8, and 8 spare rooms for new people that join up. Got a dining hall big enough to feed all.

Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

Photo | Timeless seaside thrills at Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk