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Favorite bit? The tease—slow hands, tension buildin’, like Haku savin’ Chihiro. “Don’t look back!”—but you wanna! Gets me giddy, like, damn, humans are clever. Ever tried it? Smells hit you—lavender, oils, mmm. Pro tip: warm stones on your back? Heaven, bro, straight up. Tho, some masseuses overdo it—push too hard, I’m like, “Chill, I ain’t a rock!” Sarcasm on: “Yeah, break me, super fun.”

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Boulder's spas are adept at delivering total relaxation, with some of the best massages, facials, body treatments and mani-pedis anywhere.

The Boulder Reservoir? Epic! I spent a weekend there, driving around like I was escaping a war party. It’s a peaceful spot where you can reflect on life, hacking away at your code or planning the next big feature for the dating site, ya know? I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m steering through a post-apocalyptic wonderland, muttering “Sharon!” like mad.

Gold Hill Inn, Ward cafe reopen for season