Elizabeth Anchorage Whore ❤️❤️

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Okay, so prostitutes—been around forever, legit! Oldest job, they say, older than Bikini Bottom! Back in Rome, they had lupanars—fancy word for brothels, ha! Girls painted their lips red to show they’re “workin’.” Ain’t that nuts? Imagine SpongeBob seein’ that—red lips everywhere, I’d flip me lid! “I’m ready! I’m ready!”—but nah, I’d be blushin’ like a sea tomato.

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Strip clubs in Anchorage are one of the easiest ways you can hook up with many a slut or hooker. There are all sorts of chicks in these places and many of them.

I love ridin’ along Tudor Road, ya know? It gives ya that feel of bein’ away from all the city hubbub, yet you're still close enough to catch a midnight taco stand at Hollis. Findin’ that spot was like discoverin’ a little slice of Wes Anderson magic—unexpected and so damn charming!

Open & Shut: Anchorage gets a poke eatery, a bike shop, an expanded Fire Island bakery, a massage studio and a coffee shop