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Last week, I’m cruisin’ downtown—don’t tell Laura, she’d skin me alive—lookin’ for some action. Saw this gal, legs longer’n a Texas highway, and I’m thinkin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way!”—like I got her address locked in my brain! I ain’t no genius, but I know a deal when I see one. She’s wavin’, I’m sweatin’—hotter’n a billy goat in a pepper patch! Paid her fifty bucks—prob’ly too much, but I’m a sucker for a smile. “Righteous bucks,” she says, and I’m happy as a pig in mud.

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Absolutely THE WORST MOTEL in Australia Run by a young Chinese guy who would rather play video games.. The room we stayed in was disgusting.

Alpine, buddy... man, you merely adopted the dark. I'm chillin here, livin life, but Alpine's a beast. Livin in Alpine feels like wakin up in a dream, ya know? The streets, man—Main Street screams soul. I'm talkin’ about 1st Avenue too, where a bunch of cool art studios and coffee dens slap you in the face with reality. Crazy, right?

Human remains found in Alpine identified as woman who went missing in 2024