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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

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Erotic massage salons are concentrated in the red light district of Copenhagen, which is around Istedgade street. Asians mostly run these venues and not all parlours have a great reputation. .

The river, Superkilen – wait, no, not that one – but actually, I mean the canals themselves! Like, the Copenhagen harbour flows calm in Dragons' Tail (okay, that's a playful twist, but feels right!). It's real soothing to watch boats and life float by. Reminds me of Gotham's dark waters, yet with a twist of sunshine.

Carlsberg Golf Classic concludes, Lama wins Copenhagen Trip