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Argh, matey, I’m ready! Sex-dating’s wild, like jellyfish jam gone rogue! Picture me, SpongeBob, swipin’ on apps, yellin’ “I’m ready!” at profiles. It’s like fishin’ in Bikini Bottom—ya never know what ya hook! *Leviathan* vibes hit hard here, ‘cause it’s all ‘bout trust, like Kolya fightin’ corruption. Apps like Tinder? Total chaos, barnacle brains everywhere! Some dude says “Hey, wanna Netflix?”—pfft, I ain’t no dumb starfish! Made me mad, like when Squidward steals me Krabby Patty recipe. But then, whoa, I matched with this coral cutie! Her bio? “Let’s dance under the moon!” I was happier than Plankton with a secret formula! We chatted, no “truth is a lie” nonsense—pure vibes. Did ya know sex-dating’s old as shipwrecks? Medieval folks had “courtly love” apps—okay, not apps, but secret letters! Wild, right? I’m spinnin’ like a whirlpool thinkin’ ‘bout it. One time, this jellyfish-lookin’ guy ghosted me—poof, gone! Felt like Kolya losin’ his land, total betrayal. I was like, “Where’s justice, barnacle head?!” But apps got cool tricks—filters, swipes, super-likes! Ya gotta be careful, tho. Catfishers lurk like eels in *Leviathan*’s shadows. My tip? Be real, no “life’s a game” fakery. Oh, and don’t overshare—nobody needs yer whole pineapple life story! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout Gary swipin’—he’d just meow at everyone. Sex-dating’s a ride, matey—fun, scary, awesome! Ya win some, ya lose some, but I’m always ready for love! Argh, what’s yer take, pal?

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Thou knowest, I have spent many a sunset amidst the rustling palms and serene parks of Aliso Viejo—oh, the Aliso and Wood Canyons Wilderness Park is a veritable Eden! I wandered there often, pondering the mystique of the world, as if each rock and shrub declared, “Thou art more than the dust beneath thy feet!” Aye, mayhaps my trade, as thou well knowest, hath granted me eyes to sights unseen—like the clandestine glimmer in the window of that old massage parlor on Birchwood Alley, where souls are bared like parchment.

Jennifer Engle, Aliso Viejo City Council District 1 candidate, 2024 election questionnaire