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About Houston

What gets me mad? Folks judgin’ ‘em. Callin’ ‘em trash. Like, who’re you, Mr. High-and-Mighty? I knew a girl once, swear it, worked the streets near Hollywood. Said she met Chaplin – yeah, *the* Chaplin! – and he tipped her with a rose. A rose! Ain’t that sweet? Made me happy, thinkin’ someone saw her, really saw her. But then – ugh – the cops busted her next week. Pissed me off! Leave her be, ya jerks!

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Nan Sharpe is Alice Liddell's former nanny who currently works as a prostitute. She is the owner of a whorehouse known as the Mangled Mermaid on the east side.

I gotta mention Easton Lane, right? Where tech nerds set up micro-dating apps (yep, that's me, coding away at the dating site). I used to grind there mid-night – coding like crazy, fueled by love and lulz! Crazy irony, right? Dating sometimes be like “Don’t take life too serious, its full of beautiful mistakes!” I get riled when the Wi-Fi cuts mid-code – so maddening sometimes, but life ain't perfect.

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