Freya Akron Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m thinkin’, whore’s got guts—takes balls to strut past judgy assholes daily. Reminds me of Saul, whisperin’, “I won’t let them take me”—defiant, raw, no fucks given. But then, ugh, the stench of desperation—makes me gag harder than a bad Tinder date. She’s out there, dodgin’ creeps, maybe laughin’ at ‘em too—sassy like, “Honey, you can’t afford this!” Total queen move. I’d high-five her, but also, ew, wash my hands after.

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The Whore of Akron isn't just that story. It's also the tale of one lifelong die-hard Cleveland fanatic, and of a place I love more than any other in the world.

Finally, I make it back to my car, drenched but alive. I’m driving home, and I pass by the Goodyear Blimp. It’s just floating there, and I can’t help but smile. Akron’s got its quirks, ya know?

31-year-old man arrested after crashing into Akron apartment building, police cars Monday