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Now, quirks—meself, I’d be thinkin’, “This lass got fingers o’ magic or mischief?” Prolly both! Exaggeratin’? Mayhaps I’d say she turned me inta jellyfish—wobbly legs, no spine, floatin’ on rum ‘n bliss. Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine swore his masseuse farted mid-rub—silent as a ghost ship, but stank like Davy Jones’ locker! Laughed ‘til me ribs ached—sarcasm drippin’, “Aye, romantic, that!”

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