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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything.” Erotic-massage? Hmph. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ folks for cash. Ain’t my thing, but I get it—people wanna feel somethin’. Me? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back like dough. Still, saw this joint once, shady little spot, neon sign blinkin’ “Massage” like it’s foolin’ anyone. Guy outside looked like he’d rubbed one too many. Made me laugh, kinda. “How happy are those days?” I muttered—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*. ‘Cause lemme tell ya, forgettin’ that creepshow woulda been a blessin’.

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Woodmoor (us) is a quirky mix—urban snazz and nature’s whisper. It got secret graffiti on a brick wall off Elm, a hidden mural that smacks you in the face with colors and memories. Some say it tells the story of lost souls findin’ love. I say, “Nature speaks—like the wind in The Assassin” or somethin’.

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