Mila Waianae Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

Legal situation

The Ihilani is not really located in Waianae. It's an approximate minute drive from the Ihilani to Waianae town (which is located between Nanakuli and Makaha).

Lotta folks don’t notice the tiny side streets like Pahala Rd – alone, but filled with old legends and neat murals that tell stories. Even my spa's got that local feel – a splash of ocean blue, subtle notes of plumeria, and everything just buzzes with Waianae love. It’s like the city whispers, "There is hope, brother," even on tough days.

HFD’s helicopter airlifts hikers from Waianae, Kaneohe trails