Lila Borgarnes Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Gardabaer

So, rewind a bit. Me, rollin through the streets – well, imaginin it, cos wheelchair and all. Lookin for a gal who’s up for it. You’d think it’s easy, right? Nah, mate! Back in the 80s, they say London’s Soho had these tiny cards – “French lessons, call me” – stuck on phone booths. Little known fact: coppers nabbed ‘em, but the girls? Slippery as black holes. Made me laugh, thinkin bout it – “Time is bending,” like Scarlett whispers in the film. Time bends when you’re horny and huntin!

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After the pool, we hit up the local fish market. I’m not even a seafood person, but the smell? It’s kinda intoxicating. I see this huge cod, and I’m like, “Yo, let’s get that!” So we buy it, and I’m feeling like a chef or something.

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