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About Los Angeles

Picture this: some chick, all glitter and grit, workin’ the streets like it’s her stage. “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her anthem, screamin’ it in my head while I’m patchin’ calls at the switchboard. I saw one once, swear to God, outside a dive bar—legs for days, heels clackin’ like gunfire, and a smirk that’d make ya wanna confess sins ya ain’t even committed. Made me happy as hell—girl knew her game! But then—THEN—she flicked a cig at some dude’s car, and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, chill!” Got me pissed, too—don’t trash the vibe, ya know? Judge Judy in me wanted to slam the gavel: “You’re a menace, honey—court’s adjourned!”

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It's a bot. There are two in Upland that are prominent snipers. 24/7 snagging all undermint properties in 3 seconds of less. Upland seems not to care as it's been flagged many times. .

Heyya, my friend! Listen up, we's comin' atcha wit a tale of Upland, US, yeah! I'm a masseur livin' here, and lemme tell ya, this place is queerly odd, we hates it! We got street names like Foothill Ave, Alva St, and Summit Rd — each corners hides a whisper, a secret massage throbmin' under the skin of city life.

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