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Here’s a kicker—did ya know sex-dating apps got started ‘round the early 2000s? Like, Grindr, 2009, bam, changed the game! Folks been hookin’ up sneaky-like forever, but now it’s all digital, no smoke signals needed. Pissed me off at first—where’s the romance, huh? But then, damn, it’s quick! No bullshit, just “Hey, you up?” Happy as a pig in mud when it works.

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BDSM Upland - I I want this relationship with my sissy to be a long term thing Having you worship me and obeying my every command is my deepest pleasure. Please your mistress and I will .

Man, sometimes, I get all sentimental, rememberin’ that movie’s lines: “Time flows like water, yesss, it does.” It’s eerie, yet beautiful. I do my magic on the back an’ hips, while my brain does its own twist. Oi, I even got some typos in my thoughts like "crumby" instead of "crummy" an’ "thrid" instead of "third" — who cares, ya?

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