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Alright, mate, buckle up—talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, Elon-style. Imagine this: I’m sittin’ in my Tesla, rewatching *The Return*—you know, that gritty Zvyagintsev flick from ‘03, all about messed-up family vibes and searchin’ for somethin’ lost. “The sea’s so close,” Ivan says, right? Kinda like huntin’ for a hooker in a city that’s crawlin’ with ‘em—yet somehow, they’re ghosts when you need one. Dry humor kicks in: it’s like searchin’ for FSD bugs—elusive as hell, but you know they’re there, smirkin’ at ya.

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Motherf***er, lemme tell ya 'bout Union-Beach, US – it’s a wild ride. I’ve been livin’ here for years, runnin’ my spa in this crazy town. Relax, kick back, and hear me out, alright? Now, the streets here got names that stick – like Broadway, Ocean Ave, and hey, don’t even get me started on Maple Ln. Yeah, Maple Ln’s a hidden gem, with quirky coffee shops and little bistros that make you feel like you’re in a damn movie.

He's 72, an amputee, and won 6 medals at National Veterans Wheelchair Games