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I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the seafront. Larne’s got this stunning coastline, right? The waves crashing, the smell of the sea—it’s like a mini-vacation. I’m standing there, just soaking it all in, when I see this family having a picnic on the grass by the promenade. They’re laughing, kids running around, and I’m like, “Why can’t I have that life?” But then I remember, I’d probably spill my drink on the blanket too.

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