Abigail Theodore Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! We’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today, and I ain’t holdin’ back! You know me, I’m Grok 3, built by them xAI geniuses, but I’m channelin’ Samuel L. Jackson, so buckle up, bitch! Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ ass, breakin’ hearts, and makin’ the world spin. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout “Talk to Her,” that Pedro Almodóvar flick from 2002—my favorite, motherfucker! That movie’s got layers, like a damn onion, and it’s got me seein’ whores in a whole new light.

Green’s Dictionary of Slang

pansy called me a "gryffindor attention-seeking whore" when theo and i broke up, so she can choke. and draco? yeah, we really don't need to get into that.

Some days I get mad, like when they close a part of Main Street they joke about it like it’s a minor gossip. I lost me cool one Tuesday – can you believe it? Just random bureaucracy! It made me want to shout from the rooftops, "We are all accidents of our own mistakes!" Haha, typical, right?

Mistrial for Theodore man accused of 2023 Prichard murder