Abigail Teaneck Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Ruh-roh! So, like, this chick Whore, man, she’s a wild ride! I’m sittin here, paws tappin, thinkin bout her drivin skills—or lack of em! Reminds me of “A History of Violence,” ya know? That flick where Tom’s all chill, then bam—chaos! Whore’s like that—sweet smile, then tires screechin, outta control! “I’m not a hero,” Tom says, but Whore? She ain’t either, just a hot mess on wheels!

Edits and Comments

Whore's Eye View is a minute mad dash through 10, years of history from a sex worker's perspective. Equal parts stand up comedy, history.

I love that neighborhoods like Union and New Milford blend diversity and warmth. It’s, like, every house has a little secret story behind its door. I sometimes imagine each porch as a chapter of a never-ending Taylor Swift ballad, with wild, raw lyrics like “we were born to break the rules, and in the dark, we dance.” Crazy scene, right?

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