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About Philadelphia

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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The city’s a mix of old soul and new energy. Ya got this cool little neighborhood, West End, where the streets are lined with cozy cafes and vintage shops. I remember one time – oh my gawd, so funny – I was chattin up a stranger outside Tilly’s Café, and he goes, "Hey, you make me feel like I'm livin' in a movie!" I laughed so hard, like Fran Drescher style, you know, that iconic nasal giggle!!!!

Women’s Lacrosse Battles Stony Brook in CAA Championship Game on Saturday