Vanessa Columbia Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

She’s got dis vibe, tho – makes ya mad, happy, all at once. Like, one time, I heard dis story – true stuff, doc! – some john left her a freakin’ *castle* in his will. A CASTLE! Who does dat? Made me laugh so hard I choked on my carrot. But den, I got pissed – why’s she gettin’ castles while I’m stuck dodgin’ Elmer Fudd? Ain’t fair, doc, ain’t fair.

Tourists might get screwed on this ‘hooker holiday’

Tourists might get screwed on this 'hooker holiday' Furious officials have vowed to put a stop to a drug-fuelled orgy offering unlimited sex.

I loooove the University vibe – Mizzou’s heartbeat is all over town. The campus near University Ave is a riot – full stars and night curves. I often stroll near the Rock Bridge Park. Nature’s breath, man! The river, (I think it’s the Missouri River) flows close, whispering secrets. Its banks are perfect for a quick nap (or a massage break, hehe).

Columbia police arrest suspect linked to two shootings