Sarah Spuyten Duyvil Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

I sidle up, all charm an’ swagger, an’ she smirks—like she knows I’m full o’ bilge. “What’s authentic here?” I slur, quotin’ me movie, an’ she just winks, says, “Me, maybe. Or not.” Cheeky minx! Got me heart racin’, I tell ye. She’s a tease, a thief o’ souls, an’ I’m half-mad fer it. Reminds me o’ that *Certified Copy* line, “It’s not the original, but it’s enough.” Aye, she ain’t no pure maiden, but who gives a rat’s arse? She’s realer than most.

Spuyten Duyvil NEIGHBORHOOD GUIDE

Hi, to whoever owns this car parked on Cabrini Blvd just up the hill from st: Your car alarm has been blaring, on and off since last.

So, friend, if you're comin’ to Spuyten-Duyvil (us), prepare for a rollercoaster. There's vibrant chaos, warm hearts, and a splash of cinematic soul everywhere you turn. It's raw, beautiful, flawed, and full of life. In short, it reminds me every day why I do what I do. I must break you! Arrgh, life's a knockout round, right? Catch ya soon, and get ready to feel all the feels!

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