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Lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just some fancy spa crap. It’s got roots, man—way back, like ancient China or somethin’. Them old emperors had gals oilin’ ‘em up, callin’ it “healthcare”—ha! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—well, ya can’t fool ol’ George again! I read somewhere—prolly on the interwebs—that them geishas in Japan did it too, sneaky-like, under the table. Little known fact: it was outlawed in Texas ‘round ‘03—pissed me off! Ain’t nobody tellin’ me how to unwind after dealin’ with Cheney’s grumpin’.

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Back in the neighborhood, there’s a place by Ravneholmen – not many know 'bout it, but it’s a secret park ideal for those awkward family picnic moments when you need to talk through split decisions. I always bring my notepad; sometimes the wind nearly steals it away, LOL, smoooosh moments.

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